So Glee is all new tonight! And next week is the Brittnay vs. Britney. Um, can we say excited?
And no, I’m not talking excited like your 13 year-old boyfriend who had never seen a pancake chest before.
I’m talking: full on six year old girl getting a freaking PONY EXCITED! (I may have just squealed a little in delight.)
But wait, you’ve never seen an episode of Glee and you are probably saying: Modelo, what the hell is so exciting about this show about singing dweebs?
I’ll tell you in two words:
SUE SYLVESTER!
Bask in my glory, you freak show babies!
and a bunch of other stuff, but mostly Sue. Take a look or she’ll punch you in the taco!
Seriously, watch the entire video. I know it’s 3 minutes, but honestly, what else are you going to do? Hmmm… you’re reading this drivel, so you must really not have much to do with yourself.
If you, still didn’t watch the entire video, I going to puncture your tires. Then the soul of your childhood puppy.
OMG, STOP READING AND FINISH WATCHING THE DAMN VIDEO!
Good, now go watch Glee.
Oh my gosh my cheeks hurt!!!